FebruaryMove over Teri Hatcher, because Ryan Seacrest has an entirely new ladyfriend in town to give him tight-lipped kisses in front of photographers:
Judging by Minnie Mouse’s expression… she seems like she’s really in love. Seacrest, that toying son-of-a-bitch.
FebruaryAfter watching this 60-second cross section of Oliver Stone’s W., I’m led to believe the film isn’t so much a George Bush biopic as it is a collection of re-enacted SNL sketches combined with an Animal House remake. I’m gonna have to watch the rest of it now to see if there’s a Bush/Gore food fight scene.
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FebruaryJoin Leslie Collins for the best moments from Survivor and Millionaire Matchmaker! It’s the Best Night Ever
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February
Shopped? Bloggie Award, here we come!
FebruaryThis is a recap of Top Chef Season 5, Episode 12, entitled “Yes, Fabio Just Said That And We Didn’t Bleep It,” originally airing Wednesday, February 11, 2009. If you haven’t seen the episode yet or you can’t stomach my horrible Photoshops, do not read on.
– Michelle correctly observed that regardless of who wins Top Chef, Fabio is getting his own show immediately after the season ends. Not only did he have the titular line of the eve, but after the Elimination Challenge, he actually yelled “OOOOOOH MAMA MIA!!!” If he arrives in New Orleans and yells “It’s-a me, Faaaabio!” we should just throw him the title.
– Even when Fabio injured his hand, the painful sound he emitted was funny. I don’t care if Stefan’s a way better chef, I’d be perfectly happy letting Fabio win this season.
– Carla really flipped her sh*t (shocker) when she found out Jacques Pepin loved peas. “WHHHHHAAAA????? OMG I LOVE PEAS 22222222222222!!!! Wait, he loves BREAD???? I LOVE BREADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– Jacques Pepin picked squab as his last meal, saying he just “wants some comfort food.” Nothin’ like some good ol’ down-home, comfort squab, is there? I personally prefer my Grandma’s good ol’ backcountry Georgia foie gras recipe that I used to eat when I was a kid.
– More Fabio: “I’m chopping like Jason from Friday the 13th!” – that wouldn’t happen to be viral marketing on Bravo’s part, would it? Sneaky sneaky…
– Why did the lighting at the guest chefs’ “Last Meal” table look like a damn Air Supply video?
After the jump, Stefan ALLLLLLMOST gets eliminated…
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SMALLEST DOG ANUS
“SO THEN MARLENE SAYS TO ME ‘DONNA, YA KIDS HAVE QUITE A MOUTH ON THEM.” AND I’M THINKING, “IS IT REALLY YOUR BUSINESS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS?” BUT OF COURSE I DON’T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE I DON’T WANNA CAUSE TROUBLE… YOU KNOW, SHE RUNS CARPOOLS ON THURSDAYS SO I’M ON THIN ICE WITH THAT ONE. BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THE NERVE-UH HER! HER KIDS ARE ANIMALS! SO ANYWAY, HOW’S TOM?”
PROOF THAT IT’S POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM CUTENESS
FebruaryMaybe Judah Friedlander has been fiddling with the Janis Joplin Wikipedia page again, but whatever caused 30 Rock’s Jane Krakowski to end up in this Campbell’s Soup dress……it’s awesome.
FebruaryHere are our Top 25 picks from yesterday’s Blingee Wednesday Challenge, featuring this week’s guest star Raven-Symone. Blingees are like children, in that it’s hard to pick your favorites, but then again, you always know who your favorite children are. Great job to all… here are the winners (in no particular order):
25. From Birch:
24. From oneeleven:
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