30 years ago, on January 29, 1982, a baby emerged from neath his mother somewhere in an Indianopolis hospital. A baby whose first cry probably sounded… a little bit… like this:
That’s right, it seems like only yesterday that Lambert was dressing up like the cutest little cowboy, and even yesterdayier that he became a household name as a result of his legendary American Idol stint.
But on Sunday, Lambert officially changes demographic, as the man we’ve all come to know and love and drink with turns the big 3-0. Yup. 30 years old. Happened to me last summer, and if you’re reading this, Adam, you have nothing to worry about. Just pop a Boniva every few hours like I do, remember to renew your Costco membership, and fill up that Baby Bjorn your friends bought you as a “joke” full of empty Bud Light cans. I guarantee that, with these three steps, you won’t even notice that your body is slowly deteriorating!! But really, 30 is secretly the best age, where you can officially stop being polite and start getting real. Even sometimes at elegant restaurants.
So to honor the man, the myth, and the journey that we’ve taken with Adam Lambert, we’d like to humbly present him with this small gift, so nicely compiled by digital producer Lauren Deiman (follow her on Twitter!): It’s The Ultimate 30th Birthday Adam Lambert GIF Wall. Here’s to a Happy 30th Birthday Adam!
Ferris Bueller’s Mid-Life Crisis Off is probably what the movie would be called if it were remade today, starring Matthew Broderick at a healthy 49 years of age. Well, there is good news for you Ferris-philes out there still waiting for a sequel to the 1986 classic comedy…
