Obama’s Full Birth Certificate REVEALED!

After years of incessant conspiracy theories and Birther clamoring, Barack Obama has finally released his FULL BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove, once and for all, that he was in fact born in the United States (click to enlarge):

Whew! That should finally end all these debates forever.

Can we now spend time on some more important issues, like this massive baby-killing conspiracy to make lesbians more equal?