I guess on some level, you have to know that if porcupines exist there must be baby porcupines. But somehow, I had never considered or spent a minute thinking about the concept of a porcupine that is a baby. It turns out, my life has been a waste. I should have been thinking about baby porcupines the whole time. Never again will I not think about baby porcupines. I’m going to start a band called Baby Porcupines. We are a concept band that doesn’t play music. All we do is think about baby porcupines.
Well, I checked. You can’t by a baby porcupine on ebay. Not even an adult one. Stuff is so stupid.
Thank you, Buzzfeed.
