Last night I saw a mind blowing commercial for a dating service called CougarLife.com. I have now uploaded that commercial to YouTube. Let’s start by watching it.
Okay. A few things…
1.) Those are not cougars a lot of the time. Those are just regular women who have regular ages, some of whom appear to have pretty young regular ages.
2.) Obviously, that song is the best.
3.) That song is the worst. A song about older women having sex with younger men should not already be in Kidz Bop form. Don’t get me wrong. Kidz Bop would have covered that song anyway because they are the absolute creepiest and scariest, but let’s not do their work for them.
4.) The last line in the commercial: “Recently voted the Wildest Dating Service in America.” What? What does that mean? How did this vote take place? That is not a thing. And even if it were a thing, it would be a really not good thing. If you’re the “Wildest Dating Service in America,” that means you’re wilder than a lot of stuff you don’t want to be considered “wilder” than in a head-to-head match up. For example, they are wilder than AmputeeDate.com. That is not appealing.
5.) If any of you want this song for your iPod I will convert it into mp3 format for you.
