This story brings us back to the old adage: Did ridiculous wacky-newz stories happen before the internet and we just rarely heard about them nationally, or has the internet really encouraged people to create wacky newz stories?
I assume it’s the former, but there’s NO WAY that this dude who robbed a Manhattan bank with a bouquet of flowers (and a potted plant in another crime) wasn’t kiiiinda trying to get himself all over the internet. Click the pic below to watch good ol’ Pat Kiernan, stayin’ professional to the grave:
I’m assuming the teller was familiar with this scene from Terminator 2 and just played it safe.
I can’t blame her – that movie affected me so much, to this day, I just assume everyone is a cold-blooded cyborg from the future. I hope you’ve enjoyed this post, all you cyborgs from the future.
