Penelope Cruth and (Throat sound)avier Bardem got married! Yay! They’re my second favorite Spanish couple, behind these guys.
The two met on the set of the Spanish film ‘Jamon, Jamon’ in 1992. Though they never officially commented on being engaged, Cruz once referred to Bardem as, “a friend and the best actor in the world.”
Wait, Jamon, Jamon? I’m no Spaniard, I mean, I did study for three months in Sevilla during my junior year abroad, but I believe that translates to Ham, Ham!!!!
¡¡¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
Here is the actual movie poster for Jamon Jamon:
How did they not get married right then and there? This marriage was a long time coming. Eso es lo que dijo ella!
Oh man. This is so much happier news than Bristol and Levi. Gosh, everyone’s getting married. I just saw pictures of John Krasinski and Emily Blunt’s rehearsal dinner on George Clooney’s effing boat on Lake Cuomo and it made me so jealous that I had to take a minute. Sort of wanted to cry, couldn’t really breathe. Then I realized it was going to be just fine, there’s still time to become an international movie star and friends with Meryl Streep and Matt Damon. Life is long.
