You know, that whole “a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square” thing. Also, Side Angle Side.
Ugh. Let me just show you a photo, that might work better:
Yay, a Dog Tiger! I mean, yay, a Dog Tiger? I don’t know how I feel about this. The entire dying dogs different colors to best suit your personal color scheme I find borderline offensive, but then again who cares. However, is the dying process painful for the animal? This goes into different, crazier territory which this blog (read:me) doesn’t tackle. I’ll say that a Dog Tiger is pretty cool for me to look at. The dog, I don’t know how it feels. I assume it doesn’t care…because it’s a dog. And, sorry folks, I’m gonna break this one real gentle-like to you, but dogs do not share our human emotions, nor do they spend hours looking in the mirror or taking self portraits on their computers for their social networking profiles. Even though my dad would yell at me when I laughed at the dog because he was convinced I was embarrassing him, I stand by this conviction. I’m sure that because my dog licked his balls in public, he got real embarrassed when I laughed at a stupid face he made. Dogs make the stupidest faces.
TO GET TO THE POINT. The Daily Mail reports that this is a trend in China: dying dogs to look like other animals. Because being a dog isn’t enough. It’s never enough, dogs. So you shall be shamed and dressed as a tiger. However, it is the year of the Tiger. And, embarrassing to dogs or no, it is a far more benign practice than the other stuff that’s going on with tigers in China.
But we don’t talk about those depressing things on this blog. We talk about Panda Puppies!!
And more Panda Puppies!!!
And a Panda Dog. Less cute and alliterative. Shame on you, Panda Dog (Sad Waaah-waaaah music)
