SUICIDE WATCH: Britney Spears’ Weave

Rumors are swirling like so many anorexic frozen yogurt dinners that Britney Spears has broken up from her hot agent boyfriend Jason Trawick, though recent photos of the two suggest they may still be together.

But mo matter what is happening in her personal life, it’s clear her weave is on the verge of death. We’re guessing Brit will find it hanging from the end of a topsy tail with a chair kicked out underneath it over the next few days.