You saw the awesome floating ringyness of the Kim Kardashian perfume print ad, and now, here’s the accompanying commercial, which is shot like a classy film noir where the mystery is “Who the f*** is this in the commercial? Cause it definitely not this person.”
I also love how every gossip celeb instantly falls for anything remotely “old Hollywood themed,” as though we’ll confuse some vague imagined memory of Grace Kelly and Bette Davis with a Kardashian perfume commercial or a Lindsay Lohan nude photoshoot, thus suddenly deeming it credible.
For the record, Lindsay, my penis is extremely old-Hollywood. It’s Clark Gable meets Fred Astaire, literally. Not their penises. Their existence. And it’s in black and white. You should get on that.
