- Shake a tree in the forest known as Tiger Woods, and the women just flat out fall from the branches. Next up, the 7th woman to claim having an affair with the golfer, shockingly a blond porn star with a fake rack named Holly Sampson, who Tiger apparently flew around the country to sleep with. And the Skanksgiving Tour 2009 keeps on-a rollin.
- In a related story, trashy photos of Tiger Woods’ 4th mistress have surfaced, featuring the, you guessed it, blond with fake t’s wearing pink lingerie posting with a bunch of blurfaces. Which leads us to believe that Bravo’s new series The Real Housemistresses of Tiger Woods is mere nanoseconds from creation. I swear that blurface in the middle is Slade Smiley.
- The Blind Side beat New Moon this weekend at the box office, earning $20.4 million and taking the #1 slot. I caught the movie this weekend, and highly recommend it… it’s like Precious, but won’t make you want to die afterwards.
- And onto some sad news… a tour bus carrying Weezer lead singer Rivers Cuomo, his wife, their daughter, and nanny, drove off a highway in upstate New York, causing broken ribs to some, and internal damage to the front man. You can send sweaters to St. Mary’s Hospital in upstate NY.
- Finally, Billy Joel’s daughter Alexa Ray Joel was sent to the hospital this weekend after supposedly overdosing on pills in a suicide attempt. Which is just more fuel for the “rich people also have serious problems” fire. Speedy recovery to all.
