Robert Pattinson
WHY THE F*CK AM I HERE?
50 Cent
MORE LIKE VENUS DE NOT SMILO, AMIRITE? (SORRY)
Kristen Stewart
BEST IMPRESSION OF MY 62-YEAR-OLD MOTHER
Richie Sambora
LEAST SURPRISED TO BE THERE
Pedobear
Gil Birmingham
MOST JAZZED VAMPIRE
Chris Walla
THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli
HOTTEST TOPIC
Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt
CAPTAIN SMIRK OVER HERE
Jackson Rathbone
SUIT? CHECK. SHOES? CHECK. UNWASHED HAIR FROM THE 1700s? CHECK.
Jamie Campbell Bower
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin ’round your neck, cherie, And we’ll provide the rest! Soup du jour, Hot hors d’oeuvres, Why, we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff, It’s delicious. Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance, after all, Miss, this is France. And a dinner here is never second best! Go on, unfold your menu, Take a glance and then you’ll Be our guest, Oui, our guest, Be our guest!
Stephanie Meyer
MOST META WAY TO COVER YOUR ABS
Taylor Lautner’s Abs
OUR LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP! (READ: SOMEONE BOUGHT EFF ME SHOES)
Dakota Fanning
YO, FOR REAL MAN, STOP TAKIN’ MY PICTURE. IT’S A MISTAKE.
50 Cent
MOST UNEXPECTED SQUEEZE AND COUGH TEST FROM A FAN
Robert Pattinson
THANKFULLY, THAT TEST IS NOT GENDER EXCLUSIVE
Kristen Stewart
MOST LIKELY TO TURN INTO A SATYR AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT
Charlie Bewley
WINNER OF THE WORST ROBERT PATTINSON LOOKALIKE CONTEST
Cameron Bright
BEST IMPERSONATION OF HALEY JOEL OSMENT AT MADAME TOUSSAUD’S
Michael Welch
WAS YOUR MOM THERE?
Yes, Your Mom Was There
MOST HONEST FAN
This Girl, Who Has Earned Our Respect
MOST TERRIFYING FAN
Someone First Call The Police, Then Alice
APPLE, TREE
Kevin Smith and Daughter
I’M THIS MANY
Kristen Stewart
HIGHEST FAN
Snoop Dogg
COMIN’ UP NEXT ON W-U-R-Q
Amber Riley
OK, GUYS, WE GET IT: AFTER YEARS OF MARRIAGE, YOU STILL LOVE EACH OTHER. FOR REAL, IT’S CLEAR NOW.
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli
DREAM GLEESOME (IF THEY WERE LEGAL, WHICH THEY PROBABLY ARE NOT)
Jenna Ushkowitz, Kevin McHale and Chris Colfer
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SKEET ULRICH WAS DEAD
Cat Deeley and Jack Huston
IDEAL FUTURE THREE STOOGES CAST
Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (who could not last more than 10 minutes in her dress)
“I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it’s covered in mud. This town doesn’t have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it’s either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.”
Mark Salling
BLONDEBOB SQUAREJAW
Joshua Morrow
MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR NEW YORK GOVERNOR DAVID PATTERSON
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
REALLY DOESN’T TRUST HAVING SIGNS HELD UP ABOVE HER HEAD
Grimace LaRue
~GLARE~
Enough Already
MOST LIKELY TO SNIFF OUT THAT BACON IN YOUR POCKET AND KILL YOU FOR IT
Ashley Greene
HE’S JUST PLAYIN’, Y’ALL! HE LOVES TWILIGHT!
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