- It’s official: My New York friends and Philly friends will murder each other this week.
- Paranormal Activity beat out Saw VI at the box office this weekend. In response, Saw producers vowed to spend even less time conceiving and shooting the next film.
- Morrissey collapsed onstage during a concert Friday night and was rushed to the hospital, but has since been discharged. Doctors admitted they were initially concerned when Morrissey appeared to be recovering nicely and was in an upbeat, positive mood.
- Director Kenny Ortega has dropped out of the Zac Efron Footloose remake. No word on who will be hired in his place to yell “Hey Zac Efron, continue dancing.”
- Ivanka Trump married New York Observer owner Jared Kushner over the weekend, making Donald abouuuuuuuutttt… 4% jealous.
- Oh, and no biggie, but here’s your faithful blogger scoring the winning shootout goal in our NY Street Hockey League playoff game. See – sh*tty Photoshopping isn’t my only talent, just most of it.
