Elijah Wood Rings Stock Market Bell in New Movie Called “Happiest Moment of His Life”

Here is Elijah Wood proving he truly is the Lord of the Rings*, as he rang the New York Stock Exchange bell with more enthusiasm than anyone has ever had doing anything. This petite bastard looks like he’s going to Disneyworld after ringin’ this thing. He is tiny and psyched! And those eyes…

He was then sworn in as the next American President. In his mind.

(*My work here is done.)