Here’s Edward Norton in Africa training for the New York Marathon with the Kenyan equivalent of Mickey from the Rocky movies (I imagine):

Yep, even in Kenya they couldn’t believe how dated those special effects looked. That’s not my opinion, it’s just what the guy is saying. Look at the speech bubble.
Too bad Norton isn’t adopting babies there or I could be all like “Who does he think he is, Angelina Jolie???” and we could all LOL together through to Monday. Man that would have been funn-ayyyy.
After the jump, two more Norton in Kenya pics — it’s like The Hulk meets Rocky IV meets Out Of Africa, but better than all three movies (especially that cheesy half-assed Out of Africa):













