Move over, gross anti-smoking ads, cause New York City recently unveiled this new ad campaign against sugary drinks:
Thanks for the suggestion, poster, but I would rather drink Coke that morphs into liquid fat than drink frickin’ seltzer. And how is milk an alternative to Coke? It’s just a separate healthy drink, but I’m not gonna order it instead of a Coke with a burger and fries, because then I would puke, and that again is a worse option than drinking liquid fat.
I can still have nine beers every weekend night, right? Lemmie read that small type…Sweet! In the clear.
