AD WIZARDS: The New BOTTLE TOP Will Revolutionize The Way You Save Three Ounces Of Cola!

Some of us normal people don’t have the luxury of letting three ounces of 30-cents-a-can Sam’s Club Cola go to waste, like those FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON. But now, with the new Bottle Top, your days of half-empty ant-filled cans of Coke spilling in your refrigerator and probably suffocating your baby are OVER!