Poodles. Just your typical house dog, born with a fur that makes them ripe for the grooming. And as though having testicles carved into your hair before being paraded in front of a slew of judges wasn’t bad enough, now “creative groomers” are taking this torture to an entirely new level: Turning poodles into other animals. Witness:
OK, we admit, Poodle Camel is actually adorable and certainly less assy smelling then the real thing. But what about Poodle Horse, replete with little fur hooves?
Terrifying. After the cut, we’ve got some more doggie hybrids, including a pretty psyched looking panda, a very convincing poodle buffalo, and yes, even a Poodle Steeler. Not like that, we don’t think…
The Poodle Buffalo, with extremely winning little back legs:
A Poodle Peacock:
The famous Poodle Steeler:
And, of course, a Dog Panda, who actually looks really pleased to be there:
PETA, we’ve never asked you for anything before, but please, make this stop.
