Billy Ray Cyrus will do anything for charity. Even hold up a giant mayo jar in front of hundreds of mayo jars for the purpose. Here is Billy, sans vag-beard, promoting a Virtual Sandwich Swap ‘N’ Share program to support Feeding America. And man. He is thrilled.

Thankfully, my love of mayo is so miles deep that even Billy Ray himself cannot taint its greatness.

A photo of Billy Ray looking slightly suspicious of the entire affair is ahead. Looking good, Billy Ray…

Mandarin collar and all: