You know Pixar movies are all cute and adorable and whatnot, that is until someone has the bright idea of handing a real life Rat an array of tiny instruments and DEAR F**KING GOD IS THAT A SMALL RAT ORCHESTRA I HEAR PLAYING IN MY CEILING? Oh wait, no, that’s impossible:

Single Ellen, from Roosendaal, Holland, said her beloved pets — who cannot actually play the instruments — are “really talented actors”.

She said: ”They know exactly how to pose and both are really talented actors we have a really good understanding. They always know what I am saying.”

Well, if that’s the case I’m going to guess these rats think you’re an idiot, Ellen. An idiot with a penchant for finding adorably tiny instruments! As seen in this gallery — we like the sax and bass player combo the best: