There’s already something vaguely creepy about more than a million Michael Jackson fans camping out at the Neverland Ranch hoping to get a glimpse of MJ’s body before he’s buried, but this obsessive fan sign sounds exceptionally menacing:

Did the people in the tent drink some poisonous Kool-Aid so they can greet MJ as he moonwalks his way through the pearly gates? Are they gonna try to dance with the body, Tom Petty-video-style? Or force it to re-enact the “Billie Jean” choreography one last time?

I’ll just stick to my round-the-clock MJ music video marathons, but by all means, you fans go wild.