Sears Tower Opens New Skydeck To Give Tourists Better View Of Sh*t In Their Pants

I can’t imagine what these two children did wrong to make their parents stick them in the new Sears Tower 103rd Floor Skydeck, but I think it’s a safe bet they won’t be misbehaving any time soon (or going up stairs or looking out windows ever again for the rest of their lives):

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