
On Sunday, Anderson Cooper decided to show Michael Phelps what a real, non-semi-retarded man looks like, took his shirt off, jumped into a pool, and raced Phelps in a pool. It then became clear why Anderson was assigned to interview Phelps: So that he could grace our television screens in all his hot, pasty, ripped, to die for glory.
After the jump, we’ve got two more (blurryish) screen caps. But for those of you that missed the original video, Defamer’s strung together all the best Andersoon bits (well, OK, not the BEST bits) for your perusing pleasure.
Oh, and if you missed the interview, thank us for not bringing you the clip of Phelps dozing off next to Anderson in an SUV, slackjaw nearly hitting the ground. It makes Faceless Cat look like a cold beer on a hot day.

Giggling like a schoolboy again.

Frankly, I never realized how strange those mini diving boards looked until Andy hopped on one.











