- DRUNK ON POWER: Jon Voight laughed in the face of the press as President of Jury at the Tokyo International Film Festival today.
- QUIET STORM: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted quietly arguing on a train ride to Washington last week. Bickering like an old married couple = when lesbians stop being sexy to the male species. (Celebitchy)
- OLD MAN PORNY: Ever wondered what the world’s oldest porn star looks like? Satisfy your curiosity, and guarantee yourself a few nightmares tonight, by clicking this NSFW link. (Buzzfeed)
- GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF AIRBRUSHING: Faith Hill says she gave herself a gift for her 41st birthday: appearing on the cover of Shape magazine in a bikini. I love how appearing on the cover of a national magazine is a gift to one’s self – kind of like that time I bought myself a dozen doughnuts – just because I deserved it? (People)
- EVERYBODY RIDE THE SNL TRAIN: Rumors are now swirling that Lorne Michaels is attempting to persuade Barack Obama to appear on the show the week before the election. RAP BATTLE!!! (Jossip)
- PRINCESS PIGTAILS: Suri Cruise looks cuter than ever with her pigtails and her sippy cup and her wittle bwue dwess. (Webster’s Is My B*tch)
