Kids these days. We wonder why they’re getting pregnant at such a young age. Well maybe it’s because toy manufacturers have started selling dolls with prosthetic, urinating penises. No, really.
How do I know? Well, aside from my extensive prosthetic doll penis collection, the Failblog points us towards Baby Wee Wee, a small boy doll who urinates on command. Feed it some lemonade, whip his mini-plasty-peen out, and have HOURS OF FUN!!!*
No wonder it was voted NAMBLA’s favorite doll!
This is probably the only toy commercial in history where a sort of NSFW warning is necessary.
