- MASTER RACE: Jake Gyllenaal and Jessica Biel will star together in an upcoming political satire from “Huckabees” director David O. Russell. Has anyone started rumors about those two dating on the set yet? No? Ok. Well, they’re dating. (OK Magazine)
- KRAMER VS. BEATLE: Paul McCartney is pushing for full custody of his 4-year-old daughter after Heather Mills publicly claimed her life was in danger. Apparently, that crocodile is back to finish the job. (NY Daily News)
- HANNUKAH GIFT: Radiohead is releasing their first six studio albums and one live album in one giant box set, which will be available as a physical cd set or through a 4 GB USB memory stick, which will include .wav files and album art. The first couple seconds of the opening riff to “Airbag” will also be available on floppy disk (Variety).
- NECESSARY FILM: Sylvester Stallone is apparently eyeing a remake of the Charles Bronson film “Death Wish.” While he’s at it, Stallone might also do another “Land Before Time” movie, one more “Nightmare on Elm Street,” and even another installment of the popular porno series “Where They Boys Aren’t.” (Entertainment Weekly)
- GOVERNMENT HOLIDAY: The Naval Academy cancelled classes today to celebrate their win over Notre Dame on Sunday, which ended an NCAA-record 43-game losing streak against the Irish. Remember this when we’re at war in the future and our Naval backup arrives one day late. (Sports Illustrated)
