It has been a very hectic week here at BWE.tv. So without further ado, let’s recap all of the diabetes-inducing fun we’ve had!
- October 31 came and went, and America’s celebrities did not disappoint in the insane asylum costumes department, however your morning show hosts somehow managed to disappoint.
- We analyzed the 10 Most Humiliating Pet Costumes, based solely on the miserable expression of the animal paid to model it.
- Meanwhile, your trust BWE.tv editors travelled in Halloween style, fashioning themselves into a Youtube video, Sexy Lou Gehrig, and the Upper Beast Side, disrespectively.
- Shia LeBeouf: Hot, Rich, On the Market, and the Mothuf**king LeBeouf!!
- The old viral video adage still applies: Newscasters + Pranks + Demon Costumes = Hilarity.
- Werewolf Bar Mitzvah: Spooky, Scary, Addictive, Amazing.
- The beloved Robert Goulet passed away. But his moustache will live on in our hearts forever.
- We discover that Insanely Precise and Almost Sexy Horse Dancing is actually called “Horse Dressage.” Also, we meet Patches, a genius horse who was adopted by a couple of inbred dudes.
- We visited The Office Convention in Scranton, PA, and learned that, yeah, the cast is pretty much made up of the best people in the world.
- Don’t ever — EVER — forget who Luis Guzman is… just use our handy guide!
- Britney Spears released her latest album, Blackout, which was probably recorded while the singer was literally blacked out. Side note: It’s kind of great?
- Anthony Bourdain slams Rachael Ray in the most non-sexual of ways.
- You know what would have made Saw IV so much better? Corpse rape. Lots and lots of corpse rape.
- Finally, Jordin Sparks is still a virgin at 17, and somehow, not completely mortified to blast this information to public outlets and the press. Bless.
Have a fantastic weekend, darlings! See you back here on Monday morny.
