- The Catholic Church is up in arms about an upcoming Britney photoshoot that will feature shots of her provocatively posing in a confessional booth and sitting on a priest’s lap. The publication, Desperate Plea for Relevance Monthly, claims it meant no disrespect.
- Can you picture Brad Pitt starring in a movie about the Unibomber Ted Kaczynski? Maybe if Ed Norton played his suave, clean-shaven, high-school-dropout, non-bombing alter-ego? (via Defamer)
- Bill O’Reilly sent a camera crew to Rosie O’Donnell’s latest book signing to hassle her on tape while she was attempting to interact with fans. When the baiting wasn’t working, though, O’Reilly’s crew instinctively cut off her mic and went to commercial.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones responded to grumblings about her recent weight loss, saying “How could I ever, ever be anorexic?” Similarly, Amy Winehouse also told reporters, “How could I ever, ever be addicted to vodka/Quaalude cocktails?”
- Paris Hilton has found a distributor for her romantic comedy, “The Hottie and the Nottie.” She plays the ‘Hottie’, opposite Andy Serkis.
