Don’t forget to join me right here at 8pm on Sunday, where I’ll be liveblogging the MTV Video Music Awards all night long. It’s more fun if we go through this together. And now, what we learned this week:
- Not one to stand by and let her boyfriend Zac Efron soak up all the sweet High School Musical media attention, Vanessa Hudgens shoots to scandalous stardom when naked photos of her (shockingly!) find their way onto the Internet even though they were – according to her publicists, who also quickly confirmed that the pics were, indeed, of their suddenly infamous client – intended to be “private”.
- After Law & Order actor-turned politician Fred Thompson announced his candidacy for President of the United States to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show (what could be more appropriate?), we realized that he’s not the only “That Guy” in Hollywood with enough spare time to be the leader of the free world.
- Out: LOL Cats. In: Pete Doherty‘s LOL Crack Cats.
- Jenna “Pam” Fischer has seperated from her husbad, giving dorky guys far and wide hope that they now have a chance to curl up on the couch and watch the new DVD’s for Season 3 of The Office with her.
- We put together a couple of theories to explain why we continue to watch Entourage even though we’ve realized it’s hoplessly stupid.
- Our beloved website was invaded by one of “The Others”, and we did our best to cope with this unwanted addition to our dysfunctional little family.
- Learning that Shaq is once again a free agent among the ladies, Michelle put together her game plan for drafting him onto her Miami Heat.
- Apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced his latest line of iPod technolust and dropped the price of the still months-old JesusPhone by a whopping 200 bucks. Then Ashton Kutcher ran onto the stage screaming, “You got Punk’d, America!”
- Celine Cuisine may not be coming to a Frozen Foods That Sound Terrible section of the grocery store near you, but we’re sure it’s delicious.
