If you’re going to get a fact wrong, L.A. Times, you probably shouldn’t mess up the fact that Victoria Beckham doesn’t own a diamond-encrusted vibrator. According to Past Deadline’s follow-up to this bizarre story, even Victoria has her limits when it comes to Posh-ness:
“It isn’t true,” Victoria said, her voice calm and measured. “We do buy each other nice things,” she admitted, but some things get exaggerated. “I don’t have a diamond-encrusted vibrator.”
I feel like the fact that the vibrator was claimed to be diamond-encrusted is actually more believable than the idea of David deciding to buy her a vibrator as a gift, but regardless, it’s a heck of a wrong detail to print about somebody. Here are some other facts the L.A. Times has gotten wrong recently:
Colin Farrell does not own a 24-carat gold c*ck ring.
Cameron Diaz does not own a cashmere diaphragm.
Puff Daddy does not use Cristal as a lubricant.
Ellen Barkin only owns one diamond-encrusted vibrator.
(via Defamer)
