There’s something missing in this picuture of David Duchovny. What could it be? That’s right! The headlight on the Porsche. What do you think happened to it? What a shame to hurt such a nice car.
Oh and also, David’s missing his pants. According to TMZ, this shot was taken while Duchovny was filming a promo for his upcoming show Californication, so this was styled pantslessness as opposed to drug-induced-breakdown pantslessness. Still: Check out that lumpy bulge! What do you think the stylists stuffed down David’s pants to achieve the look? My guesses:
- Sausage from the craft services table
- A soggy cucumber
- Three balled up socks (ankle-high)
- A bag of baby carrots
- A lightbulb
- Six testicles
- Verne Troyer
- Balloon animal (dog)
- Real animal (ferret)
- A baby’s arm
- A coin sack
- David’s penis
- Somebody else’s penis
