Surprise! K-Fed cheated on Britney!

According to an unnamed source, Kevin Federline was having an affair with ex-porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney filed for divorce. Kendra, star of such hit films as Ass Clowns, Droppin’ Loads 2, and our personal favorite, I’m A Dirty Filthy C**ks**king C**t! is a 29-year-old woman from East Hampton, Massachusetts. She currently lives with “THE MOST AMAZING MAN ON THE PLANET” and has never been happier. Much like Mr. Federline, she doesn’t care if you don’t like her and she doesn’t want “to waste anymore precious time on haters.” But who does?

Kendra loves camping, paintball, tipping hot strippers, boxing, and enjoying a good fight after a bottle of jagermeister. She likes creative people, artistic people and prefers to surround herself with people who are “motivated and ambitious…and more importantly, people with values, morals and integrity.” She also finds boys with tattoos and piercings “hot as f**k.”

Want to know more? Just visit Kendra’s MySpace page. We like her. It’s good to see that Kevin’s moving up in the world. It’s about time he found himself a girl he could take home to mom.