Ryan Seacrest, the Man with the Heart and All Other Parts of Gold, has once again delivered, for this morning he brings us a photo of Kim Kardashian, replete with “eyebrow concealing wax”, painted up to look more “goth”.
But come on, Kim, fess up. We know what this is really about. You may source Prada’s 2009 Fall Runway Show as your inspiration, but anyone with eyes and no hand knows that you’re clearly ganking Cher’s otherworldly look in the 1987 classic rom-com Moonstruck. Her hair, the lips, those cheekbones! Hot glue a giant fountain behind this bitch, throw some 4-inch thick brows for good measure, and dangle Cosmo’s moon high in the air, because now I’m in the mood for a good solid cry. Though, I think we can all agree that no matter how hard Kim tries, she will never be half the woman Cher is.
Let’s also take this time to give a moment of silence to a time when Nicolas Cage was, like, crazy hot:
