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8 September
Tuesday

Chris Brown To Headline MJ Tribute Concert, Tarnish MJ’s Flawless Legacy

By Dan Hopper

Chris Brown BabyChris Brown has finally landed his first public gig since his February domestic abuse incident: he’ll be headlining the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Vienna alongside Mary J. Blige and Akon. Guess he’s gotta start small and work his way back up…

The first group of performers also includes boy band US 5, protégés of imprisoned boy-band impresario Lou Pearlman, and actress Angela Bassett, who portrayed family matriarch Katherine Jackson in the TV-movie “The Jacksons: An American Dream.” According to organizers, Bassett will “impersonate one part of Michael Jackson’s life.” A total of 20-25 acts are expected to take part in the concert, which will be televised around the globe.

Chris Brown and one of Lou Pearlman’s groups?? This is supposed to be a tribute concert to Michael Jackson, not some giant international controversy! Michael Jackson and controversy have no business being in the same sentence. If you look up “controversy” in the dictionary, “Michael Jackson” is listed as one of the antonyms (it’s a really informal dictionary).

Oh wait no it is like that previous paragraph was the opposite of the truth my bad!

Posted on September 8th, 2009 | Permalink
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5 March
Wednesday

While You Were Gearing Up For That Decisive Guam Primary

By Dan Hopper

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  • Hillary Clinton took three out of four Democratic primaries last night, while John McCain swept to clinch the Republican nomination. Meanwhile, I still haven’t decided if I’m gonna slash the prices on my warehouse full of Chuck Huck Facts coffee table books.
  • Former stripper / sexy bartender David Hernandez was told by Simon Cowell that he has a “100% chance” of reaching the finals on “Idol” last night. I think we can all thank Taylor Hicks for paving the way for topless bartenders.
  • Boy Band mogul Lou Pearlman pled guilty to charges of scamming investors out of more than $300 million. Expect those Filipino prisoner Youtube videos to soon get a whole lot more annoying.
  • Emma Thompson’s adopted Rwandan son remarked yesterday about Britain’s “pathetic celebrity culture.” The Daily Mail asks in a poll, will women want to f*ck Emma Thompson’s son more or less following the public outburst?
  • 50 Cent will be joining boxer Floyd Mayweather in the ring at this year’s Wrestlemania. They’re now just one Allman Brother and two Destroyers short of a Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Posted on March 5th, 2008 | Permalink
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2 October
Tuesday

While You Were Asking If Carl Jr. Was Your Real Daddy

By Michelle Collins

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  • Think about what Clay Aiken used to look like, and now understand the enormity of what we are about to say: What the f**k happened to Clay Aiken’s face? We should also add that small teeth are our fourth greatest fear, after clowns, lightning and roaches.
  • Two hints that should have given away the fact that boy band extraordinaire Lou Pearlman was a child molester: 1. You work exclusively with boy bands and 2. You look like Lou Pearlman.
  • Britney Spears‘ suicide watch continues, following the loss of custody for her two children to Kevin Federline. She was spotted heading to the tanning salon yesterday evening after the kiddie hand-off, and is apparently trying to end her life quickly with a bout of deadly skin cancer.
  • Rumor has it, Pamela Anderson is pregnant! That, or she’s planning on removing her implants in 9 months…
  • Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were spotted lounging together in their skivvies — and, if these pictures are any indication, she’s able to shave a whole centimeter off of her waist by sucking her stomach in!
Posted on October 2nd, 2007 | Permalink
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