Before even getting into this post, I should mention that I myself use an LG phone — the Lotus, to be exact — a small, purple, square clamshell with a full keyboard that looks exactly like birth control. Gratefully, it seems to make calls pretty well, and does wonders controlling my reproductive cycle. But now I have a whole new reason to cradle my phone to sleep: LG has put out a series of ads featuring noneotherthan the King of Acting himself, Jon Lovitz James Lipton, host of Inside the Actor’s Studio.
In the ads, Lipton watches over some young, unsuspecting teen, and then creepily removes his beard and places it on their face so that they may make the correct decision. And in our favorite out of the series, which you can see over at AdFreak, Lipton questions a young man’s decision to send photos of his “junk.” Only, “junk” is said so dramatically that merely hearing his lips utter the term filled me with pure decadent joy. That’s a gift only Lipton can give, and something that makes me want to rebuy my phone all over again. And no, they didn’t pay me to say that.
Ahead, a commercial where Lipton says “Pussywillow” for your fellas out there.
Wake up, it’s time for the Best Night Ever! Happy 11/11! Celebrate this great day of lots of 1’s with Brian Faas recapping the best moments from last night’s Dancing With The Stars, Inside The Actor’s Studio with Dave Chapelle, and Gossip Girl! Get on it!
From JOSSIP — Thank the radio gods for creating a show in which Barbara Walters invited James Lipton over for an insanity party. Made of pure comedic gold, the top three quotes are found after the jump!
Still looking for an easy, quick and cheap Halloween costume for next Wednesday? Well, might we suggest going as Inside the Pimper’s Studio host James Lipton, who recently admitted to being a pimp while living in France? All you need is the following: A fuzzy blazer, a cane, a top hat, and some bargain-basement purple lizard skin shoes. Add beard and air of extreme self-importance, and you’ll be “Turning Tricks Or Beating” in no time at all!
Last night on Conan we learned something about Inside The Actors Studio host James Lipton that we really never wanted to know. In his younger years, dude was the Dolemite of pretentious theatrical types living in Paris. What we’re saying is he prostituted women.
If a night of Emmy magic didn’t satisfy your appetite for TV hunger last night, perhaps you’re ready for a dose of Best Night Ever! Get your forks out, and dine with master chef, Brian Faas, as he whips up a pop culture dinner delight! Chomp down on the best momments of Monday night television, including Deal or No Deal, Prison Break, K-Ville, and Inside the Actor’s Studio! So bust out your fat pants because tonight’s king sized portions will make your belly bust! Yummy! Don’t forget the TUMS and Pepto!
It’s Best Night Ever for Monday, February 19th! Brian Faas is here to walk you through the best moments of Monday night TV, including: Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Deal Or No Deal, Wife Swap and the goddess Diana Ross on Inside The Actors Studio!
Before even getting into this post, I should mention that I myself use an LG phone — the Lotus, to be exact — a small, purple, square clamshell with a full keyboard that looks exactly like birth control. Gratefully, it seems to make calls pretty well, and does wonders controlling my reproductive cycle. But now I have a whole new reason to cradle my phone to sleep: LG has put out a series of ads featuring noneotherthan the King of Acting himself, Jon Lovitz James Lipton, host of Inside the Actor’s Studio.
