Oh, most fragrant of hilarities: When someone lets a ripe one fly at a City Council Meeting in Medina, the panel of elected officials try their best to keep their sh*t together as it were. And they fail. Observe:
(via Fox8.com)
FebruaryTuesday
ICYMI: Move Over, Barbara — The View Has A New Queen Of Farts
The cast of Broadway’s Shrek: The Musical swung by The View this morning, and out of all the songs they could’ve chosen to perform for the View’s audience of fiftysomething females, they decided to do a good ol’ Shrek and Fiona fart-and-burp montage. Which, actually, seems strangely applicable.
Also, I’m pretty sure this scene is in Meet the Spartans, fartbatim:
MayWednesday
EXCLUSIVE: Tim Russert Farts On Television
Sorry to be such 5 year-olds here, but yesterday during Race for the White House With David Gregory on MSNBC, Tim Russert farted, rather loudly, on the air. We re-winded the moment about 25 times to make sure we weren’t hallucinating, and sure enough, the fart – which occurs about 14 seconds into the clip – was both real and magnificent. See for yourselves, and spend the rest of the afternoon making “windbag” jokes in the comments. (Even though Russert’s fart was so awesome it sounds like a special effect of some sort, this audio in this clip was in no way edited or altered from what aired on TV. We can’t stress this enough.)
(Thanks to our own Christian Finnegan for the tip!)
UPDATE: There has been some comment controversy over whether the noise we heard was actually a fart or not. Help us settle the Broken Windgate scandal by taking our poll after the jump!
DecemberTuesday
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Oprah Issues Another Major Endorsement — To Farting
Tyra Banks gets pretty low-brow even by her standards when she and Dr. Oz discuss tiny farts, holding in farts, food that causes farts, and smelly oyster farts. Wait — this clip is from Oprah?? Yeesh.
NovemberTuesday
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Joan Rivers Talks Plastic Surgery and Farts on “The View”
Yes, Joan Rivers has had some plastic surgery done, but at least she doesn’t fart out of her mouth like SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES…
SeptemberFriday
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Fart Brute
Miss Tyra Banks recently held a very special episode where she took people to charm school to teach them manners. And number one on her list: Girl, you best hold your farts in in front of your man!! In this clip, Tyra explains the aftereffects of holding your farts in too long, and questions aloud whether you got one of them “Rat-A-Tat-Tat” farts or your more robust “Hawwwnk-Hawwwwnk” kinds. Have such an awesome weekend, you guys.
SeptemberWednesday
INTERACTIVITY: The Tom Cruise Fart Post
HOW TO PLAY:
Press play on the following Youtube video of a man hand-farting the Bohemian Rhapsody — make sure your sound is on — then read the following news item, taken directly from AZ Central.
Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute’s silence.The Hollywood actor – who is currently shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin – had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to use the tribute to break wind.
Fellow star Christian Berkel – who plays anti-Hitler plotter Albrecht Mertz von Quirbheim – said, “The film’s director Bryan Singer, the screenplay writer Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise asked us all to observe a moment’s silence shortly before we started filming.”
A source on the set told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn’t completely ruin the touching gesture.
“Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed.”
The source said Cruise decided to ask for the minute’s silence to show respect for the deceased and appease the German government, who only allowed the movie to be filmed if post-war Germany was shown in a positive light. The source added, “So for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable.”
The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.
This has to rank number one on the “All Time Best Ways To Get Fired” List, right?
