Bad news for the female fans of twisty-faced bluesy-rock: You might want to hit “menopause” on your biological clocks, because musician John Mayer is taking a break from dating. That screeching you hear that sounds like the demons at the end of Ghost is actually the universal creaking of millions of 40 year old V’s committing suicide.
On today’s Ellen, John tells the heartbroken host the following:
“Yeah, I’m a little freaked out about dating,” he tells Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of her talk show to air Tuesday. “So, I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing.”
So just what is his “thing,” you ask? Well, it could stand for a variety of hobbies. Maybe his thing is writing a new album… or doing racist stand-up comedy. (People have made mints this way! Racist breath fresheners, not money.)
Or he could just mean it literally. If John Mayer’s “thing” was literally the v’s of ladies 24 and under, then he would, in a way, be “doing” it. Yes, this seems like the most obvious choice. But clearly, his thing is DEFINITELY not sleeping with a famous blond actress more than once in a row. No thank you.
The question now is, if John Mayer has sworn off of dating celebrities, who could possibly replace his tousle-haired lost gaze on the covers of our beloved celebrity weeklies declaring the next hot couple? We give our suggestion ahead, but feel free to leave your in the comments…
