27 January
Tuesday

VISUAL LAXATIVE: The Facial Definition of Prune

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You know, with all the fame, fortune, money, glamour, limitless cocaine, size 0 figures, notoriety, fingerless gloves and fashion sense both Keira Knightley and Karl Lagerfeld have, you could not find two unhappier looking people sporting forced prune faces if you tried.

There’s just something about Karl Lagerfeld’s face in particular that makes me want to crap. Can you scientists weigh in on this phenomena?

6 October
Monday

Avril Lavigne’s Practical Style Tips For The Everyday Lady

In the latest issue of US Weekly, Avril Lavigne provides some style tips for regular ladies like us. Ever since her fashion line Abbey Dawn debuted, which consists mainly of variations on Avril’s main outfit (plaid + chains + vests + skinny ties + t-shirts = hard core punk rock with a twist of spunky grrrrl!), she’s not just our generation’s greatest musician, she’s a fashion expert now, too. Her main advice? Layer high-end items over inexpensive basics.

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Seriously…if you can afford a $595 jacket and $775 shoes, why the *hell* are you buying Avril’s sh*tty t-shirts to wear underneath them??? Yes, this ugly-ass hoodie I just made with some puffy paint and a bedazzler will look amazing underneath an $800 Chanel coat. Because ANYTHING looks amazing under an $800 Chanel coat.

And for the young girls that do go out and buy Avril’s stuff, why make them feel completely inadequate because they can’t afford to “complete” the look by layering it with something incredibly expensive? Because. Because it’s what we aspire to be. And Avril, you have inspired me. I’m going out to spend my rent check on a belt!

(via ONTD)

16 June
Monday

First The Upshot. Now This?!

From YEEEAH — Now that Emma Watson is 18. She has free reign to be as celeb-ish as she can possibly be. Now that her undergarments have already been photographed, she can move on to her next bit. Find out what it is, after the jump!

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