15 September
Monday

“Nice Tramp Stamp, Mom.” — Brooke Hogan

Ahh, The Hogans. We love to love em! They’re just so bleached and covered in Terry (the fabric and/or Hulk Hogan, as the case may be). And on this week’s very special episode of Brooke Knows Best (the most genius spin-off since A Different World), Brooke reveals that she’s in the market for a tattoo. When mother Linda suggests her daughter get a tattoo in the same place she has one — namely, above the crack of her ass — Brooke takes the time to tell her mother about the wild and wacky world of “tramp stamps.” Enjoy.

Next week, Linda learns the meaning of BOBFOC’s, a quimby, and “numpties”.

11 August
Monday

Best Night Ever for Sunday, August 10th!

While you were catching the Olympic spirit, Michael Cyril Creighton was having his Best Night Ever! Dive in to the best moments from Sunday night television including Big Brother 10, I love Money, Pam: Girl on the Loose, and Brooke Knows Best! So grab your volley ball and to the sand because these moments are hot! Olympic hot! Ok, maybe not Olympic hot at all, but pop culture hot at least.

21 July
Monday

Three Words You’ll Never Hear: President Brooke Hogan

On last night’s very special episode of Brooke Knows Best, the reality show which follows around Brooke Hogan, daughter of recently estranged and always ah-strange Hulk Hogan

Watch out Brooke Hogan: Puff Daddy might kill ya. That’s because you don’t vote, and you know Puffy’s hard and fast rule, right? In the following clip, Brooke finds the idea of voting “icky” (quotes mine), and explains why America could never have a female president. Women are so emotional! You know, what with all their “emotions” and “menopause” and “PMS and stuff” (quotes hers).