• The Kentucky Derby happened and all. But this just reminds me of photos on Easter Sunday with my late grandfather and sisters. Except we’re not blonde. Or plastic. Or doing him. Yea, I said doing.

• Giant, evil flowers will one day inherit the earth. No! This one just smells like poo. And has no roots. Or leaves. And will eat you, like Little Shop Of Horrors. Because that is a laugh out loud riot.

See the rest of today’s pics, after the jump!

This post is titled Sexy Art. It should be called “Scenes from the next installment of Austin Powers“. Either that, or Snaussages.
This is not Heidi and Spencer’s Prom photo. But it just may have looked exactly like it. Sans giant pink hat. Although, I’m sure he still wore the pink tie. Because she made him.
Have you ever heard of a mind-bender? Have a crack at this one Newton. Oh, I get it. Just like the Panama Canal. Or something.
Here we have, the often hidden, Suri Cruise. For whatever reason, this two year old doesn’t seem to be smiling at the hundreds of Paparazzi calling her name and trying to get photos of her face. Man, she really doesn’t know how this industry works.
One day, young pigeon. You too can be an iconic endangered species. And then people will think of you when they pledge allegiance to some other rebel country.

]]> http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008-05-05/22557/feed/ 4 http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008-04-07/and-now-this-word-from-hugh-hefner-and-the-girls-next-door/ http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008-04-07/and-now-this-word-from-hugh-hefner-and-the-girls-next-door/#comments Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:45:55 +0000 Best Week Ever /2008/04/07/and-now-this-word-from-hugh-hefner-and-the-girls-next-door/ From CIRCUS HOUR — Ever wonder what Hugh Hefner and his band of merry breasts talk about? Circus Hour gives us a glimpse into the minds of the ladies man, and the ladies themselves. Check out this scenario from his birthday celebration, after the jump!

And Now This Word from Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door

Bridget Marquardt, Hef, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Hef’s 82nd birthday party in Vegas

HOLLY: This is it. This is the year Puffin’s gonna propose!

HEF: Uh-oh. Did I remember my teeth?

KENDRA: This counts as a kiss, right? Seriously, if I have to touch that old dude one more time…

HOLLY: Puffin and I are going to be together forever! Or at least till he kicks the bucket and I get his fortune. BWAA-HAA-HAA!

HEF: Who is this nice girl kissing me? Is that Anna Nicole?

BRIDGET: I’m just going to say it — I look pretty great.

KENDRA: Finish taking the freaking picture already! I have to find out if Memphis won…

HOLLY: Let’s try telepathy: You can’t wait to propose to Holly. You can’t wait to propose to Holly…

HEF: I can’t wait… to go home. Pretty sure there’s a new episode of Three’s Company on TV tonight. I love that wacky Jack Tripper! He should win an Emmy this year.