Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiittttttt fooooooorrrrrr ittttttttttt…..
The payoff is glorious:
Yes, I know I’m 7.
(via Deadspin)
DecemberTuesday
Of Course Brazilian Bikini Rollerskate Boxing Is A Thing
Attention, those of you with a really specific fetish for Brazilian models, boxing, and rollerskates: finally, you can enjoy all the activities you love to watch in one convenient, bizarre internet video! Toss in some bikinis, some excited Brazilian announcing and random footage of animals humping, and you’ve got yourself a thing that exists now!
Well done, Brazil. The crazy crap ball is in your court, Japan. (vid borderline NSFW):
NovemberFriday
Miss Gay Brazil Looks Beautiful With or Without Her Wig
Next week, when your family begins carving their giant, succulent, juicy bird, and starts doling out the stuffing and cran, pause and reflect for just a moment on the things in life that you are really and truly thankful for this year. Then, remember that none of those things are as glorious as the clip you are about to see. Then Eat, Fart, Nap (also the title of my new book.)
A news broadcast from Brazil brings us interview footage of Miss Gay Brazil, a beautiful, tall Leona Lewis lookalike, who clearly muss have some sorta attitude problem as another transvestite — a losing transvestite — rolls up behind her like so many Roombas and grabs her wig AND crown off in one of the most bold hair-snatchings the world has seen or will ever see. To Miss Gay Brazil’s credit, she looks beautiful with our without her weave. Also, as much as we’re laughing and loving, that sh*t had to hurt.
(via our source for all tranny wig snatchings, DListed.)
MarchTuesday
These Robot Love Song Videos Transcend Space and Time
How does one put into words that artistry and passion that is the work of one-hit 70s wonder Dee D. Jackson? One cannot. Her futuristic robo-synth pop tunes are so dead on that even today — 30 years after they were released — they sound like they’re from another planet… a planet with far greater musical taste than our own. In 1978, Dee D. wrote this international megahit “Automatic Lover”, a touching song about a space robot that falls in love with an Earth girl. At once touching and stirring, the song allowed Dee D. Jackson to do what she does best: Make ass-blowingly awesome music videos.
After what seemed like minutes of scrounging, BWE.tv (along with tipster Erica Magrey who runs the space-tastic TagSaleCosmology blog) found the following handful of Dee D. Jackson’s work online — including one by a Brazilian imposter named D. Dee Jackson (!) — and to be honest, we can’t figure out which one we like best. Put your tinfoil hats on, readers — you’re about to go on a trip to “Where-the-f**k-am-I-?-ville”:
First up, we’ve got the music video for Dee D.’s original hit “Automatic Love”.
That robot… such a passionate dancer. And so full of conversation! Please, please keep reading.
MarchMonday
Can Someone Grab Prince Charles A Towel?
Prince Charles appears to be enjoying his cultural adventure in Brazil quite a bit:
Three more pics of Chuck’s cultural dancing (aka, Prelude to a Happy Ending) after the jump:
