Since the launch of ParisExposed.com, it seems as if every day a new bit of unsavory Paris Hilton bric-a-brac comes oozing out of that abandoned storage locker. Today, our friends over at RADAR have blown the lid off the mystery of whether Paris actually has an STD, or just conceptually represents STD-related things. Judging by her Valtrex prescription, we’re going to go with the former (congrats to those of you who had “herpes” in your Paris STD office pool). You probably didn’t want to know any of this, and you’re probably not suprised now that you do, but consider this – while you’re enjoying all the amateur Paris porn that will inevitably be infecting the Internet over the next few weeks, take a little extra pleasure in the fact that you know something her co-stars do not.