JanuaryHere’s the new music video for Timbaland and Katy Perry’s “If We Ever Meet Again,” coming just in time for the art thievery trend of 1999.
If you’re gonna go for the 1999 “high society larceny” motif, why not go the extra late-90s mile and toss in a bunch of 360 degree Matrix camera-freezes while sampling “Livin’ La Vida Loca”?
JulyChris Cornell has a new song out with Timbaland, and it’s on Ryan Seacrest’s website. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. When you listen, try to believe me when I tell you that this is actually Chris “I’m Going Hungry” Cornell doing his best Maroon 5 impression. I’m not saying it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard, it’s just that, Chris, you don’t sing like you anymore.*
Someone by the name of Ryan Seacrest, however, thinks it’s God’s gift to music, because if you’ll notice on his website, there’s a very TELLING typo, where he refers to Chris Cornell as “Christ” Cornell. Or maybe it’s Ryan’s way of saying “Christ, Cornell, what the f*ck are you doing??”
*I made a Blackhole Sun reference!
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FebruaryFrom POP SUGAR — Madonna, channeling a Mister Robin Hood, teamed up with a new-er Gucci store in NY to take money from her rich friends and give it to people who may use it to buy clean water for a year, instead of a handbag. Check out this glammed-out event, after the jump!
JanuaryWith the news breaking this morning that various artists ranging from 50 Cent to Mary J. Blige to Tyler Perry may be involved with a New York steroids probe, it was only a matter of time before someone in the blogosphere took the time to Photoshop pictures of the involved individuals onto huge, muscular bodies. Without further ado, please enjoy these Photoshoped pictures of the involved individuals on huge, muscular bodies:
DecemberFrom POPSUGAR — Z100’s, Jingle Ball, is just another one of those radio station musical events. Along with the vast guest list, this one had something others don’t, the world premiere of Ashley Tisdale’s new nose. Welcome her to Hollywood by checking it out, after the jump!
MarchHonestly, with the exception of Vanilla Ice returning with a 2007 remix of “Ninja Rap”, we never thought there could be a white rapper any worse than Kevin Federline. But Scott Scorch, superproducer of hip-hop stars such as Paris Hilton, just skyrocketed himself into the hilariously retarded white rapping heavens with this music video of his “diss track” addressing his “beef” with Timbaland. The result is reminiscent of a learning disabled 12 year-old reading Rapper Mad Libs on YouTube while The Chronic plays in the background. While Kanye was able to successfully make the jump from the decks to the mic, something tells us that MC Homefries Storch here won’t be so lucky. (Language NSFW)
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