NovemberWe’ve all been there: You get really hammered one night, then at 5 am you decide it’d be an awesome idea to complete the New York Times crossword, so you get a pen out, try to cram “HEMINGWAY” into five different places, pass out, and wake up with the pen sticking out of your eye. It happens.
But Zachary Quinto appears to be sober in this picture and he’s still barely flinching with the pen in his eye, and that’s impressive:
Additional pic from Heroes: The Pen Saga, after the jump:
AprilSpoiler alert (for you three people who still watch Heroes)! Monday night’s season finale killed off one of the main characters, that senator guy who can fly. More like one of the main no-one-cares-acters, am I right? Seriously though, someone fictional died, people, and no one took it as hard as his own mama, played quite convincingly by Gov. Sarah Palin. So glad she’s still getting work.
For more, check out Best Week Ever this Friday at 11pm.
FebruaryAbby Holland is bringing you the best moments from The Girls of Hedsor Hall, Heroes, and The Bachelor! Move over stimulus package, it’s the Best Night Ever!
DecemberBeware the ides of December. Just ask soothsayer Brian Faas as he predicts the best moments from Heroes, The Hills and Two and a Half Men! The future has never been more clear.
DecemberWarning: Get the Kleenex ready.
Here’s why: A dog gets hit by a car on a busy highway. And somehow, another dog, replete with angel wings and an adorable mug, swoops in in a heroic fashion and SAVES THE DOG’S LIFE. It’s like an adorably heart-breaking game of Frogger — Dogger? — with an excellent payoff. Both dog’s live!
Still, some of you might find the footage disturbing… so fair warning before you click play.
(And don’t ask me to tell you what the announcer is saying, as my Spanish is muy sh*tty.)
November
OctoberWatch out! Don’t get sucked into the black hole…of television that is! Watch Brian Faas as he rocks his Best Night Ever from another dimension! With shows like Inside the Actor’s Studio, Gossip Girl, Heroes, and Dancing with the Stars you’ll want to stay on this planet for ever! Yay for Earth!
SeptemberHot butter! Best Night Ever just got a makeover! Don’t worry, we’re still bringing you the moments you love and will want to talk about every night, but with a brand new look! Join Brian Faas as he gets his hair did and walks you through the moments you don’t want to miss from Monday night! With shows like Heroes, Dr. 90210 and Dancing with the Stars, you will be surprised to see who steals Brian’s heart! We’ll give you a hint: This person is REALLY old!
JulyHey, Hayden. So about this new music video thing you did here. Why would you do this? First of all, the song you’re working with sounds like a B-side from Paris Hilton’s house band. Secondly, what’s the concept for the video? Writhing around a dancefloor and staring across the room at that douche from Gossip Girl? Come on, you’re better than that. You save the world on TV and dolphin in real life. Making generic Hollister dressing room music for unimaginative mall tweens is both unnecessary and beneath you. This music makes me think of those scenes in Heroes where you were floating above the Hollywood sign in the arms of Superboy, the Flying Angst-ridden Teen. Seriously, you’re a beach away from being Heidi Montag here.
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