CBS has officially cancelled “Viva Laughlin” after only two episodes, making the Hugh Jackman-produced moving billboard officially the first new show cancelled this Fall.

Chuck (NBC) 40:1 – There’s no telling how long the premise of an ordinary person mistaken for a spy can hold up. No matter how often he tells them he’s not a spy, they are not gonna believe him, and will continue to throw knives towards his crotch on countless previews to come.

Cane (CBS) 30:1 – Looks like your textbook CBS show that never gets consciously watched or evaluated by anyone ever, so it’ll probably just kind of exist for three or four seasons.

Cavemen / Carpoolers (ABC) 16:1 – Reviews have been generally negative, but it’s more likely that the shows will be retooled into a quirky, hour-long drama called “Cavepoolers”.

The Next Great American Band (Fox) 12:1 – Commercials were gimmicky, and the show seems desperate, but once Fox moves it to the “So You Think You Can Dance?” summer wasteland, it’ll probably hang out for a while.

Pushing Daisies (ABC) 10:1 – Dark, dramatic comedy with intriguing characters and an extremely unique premise. All recipes for disaster.

Journeyman (NBC) 4:1 – Completely nondescript in every way; only saving grace might be NBC’s desperation, or NBC confusing it with the show “Life” and cancelling that instead.

The Big Bang Theory (CBS) 3:1 – The masses have trouble empathizing with nerd characters (see: “Freaks and Geeks”) unless we’re laughing at them (see: “Beauty and the Geek”). Lack of “Geek” in the title might fool people for a while, but the outlook isn’t so good.

Back To You (Fox) 2:1 – New Fox comedies have about the same life expectancy as viral video stars; I give Kelsey Grammar about the same chance of being on tv in 2008 as Tay Zonday’s “Dramatic Chipmunk Variety Hour.”

Samantha Who? (ABC) 2:5 – Same odds the ‘97 Chicago Bulls had to win the NBA title. Nothing in this world is a SURE THING, but that being said…

Which show’s getting cancelled next? Place yer bets in the comments!