Akon, the rapper surrounded by controversy after dry-humping a teenaged girl on stage and, in another incident, threw a teenaged boy off of a stage, has finally issued an apology video, entitled “Sorry, Blame It On Me.” It’s so cheesy and earnest as to be hilarious, reminding one of a little kid who created a short tap number to perform for his parents after setting his little sister on fire. Set to the tune of “Where Is The Love?” (not really, but definitely), Akon uses the tune to half-assedly apologize for all the wrongs he’s ever committed… well, all the wrongs except for this video.

It was only a little over a month ago that we brought you video of Akon, who was caught vigorously humping and man-handling a girl who ended up being only 15 years old and a preacher’s daughter (ok, fine, and sort of a Myspace slut… but still.) In today’s installment of “Akon Acts Like An Assh*le”, an audience member throws an unidentified object at Akon (some reports conclude it’s a ball). The rapper then asks the audience to “snitch” on the suspect, insists his bodyguards bring him to the stage, which is where we see that it is actually some white kid (this video shows him to be a teenager). Then, Akon removes his shirt, hoists the kid overhead, and throws him into the audience. Forget the injuries the kid might have gotten — what about the 12 year old girls nearly crushed by this guy?

Here’s video of the incident — yes, it’s sideways, but it gives you the best view. All we really have to say is that we miss the days of yesteryear, when hardcore rappers engaged in bicoastal wars that included firearms and revenge. Throwing a 15 year old suburban kid on some 13 year old suburban kid? Yeah, that’s just kinda gross.

UPDATE: The Poughkeepsie Journal has MUCH better footage — you can see the guy getting up. Check it out here!