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  • 7 February
    Tuesday

    Let’s Watch Rabid Madonna Fan Billy Eichner Crash The Super Bowl

    Readers of this blog and humans living on planet Earth should now be plenty familiar with Billy Eichner, he of Funny or Die and Fuse fame, the gentleman that screams at random people on the street, sometimes gives them money, and always makes America fall in love with him.

    Well this weekend, on behalf of Conan O’Brien and TBS, Billy headed over to Indianapolis to find out the general “street temperature” (not a thing) on Madonna, High Empress Of Halftime. It’s kind of a shame that these words even have to go before this video, because honestly, it’s wasting valuable blog space when really all anyone cares about is watching Billy scream at regular people, Giants cheerleaders, and eventually, SUPERBOWL WINNERS the NY GIANTS themselves.

    Billy Eichner is brilliant and I bet also has a beautiful singing voice. Enjoy.

  • 7 February
    Tuesday

    Introducing Bodies Exhibit: The Leggings

    I often tell the personal trainer who doesn’t come over to my house because he is fiction, “You know who I want to look like? The poster boy for the Bodies Exhibit. Lean, fit, healthy… that guy is allllright.” I then look in the mirror and realize I’ve Mrs. Doubtfired my face in mashed potatoes again and Thanksgiving is ruined.

    Point is, if only there was a way to look like the Bodies Exhibit corpses without actually dying in China 2,000 years ago. And now… there is. Australian clothing store Black Milk Clothing is offering up these muscles leggings for a cool 75 Australian dollars, a bargain, when you consider how expensive it is to get live-skinned these days.

    The best part about these leggings? They completely mask camel toe:

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  • 7 February
    Tuesday

    5 Photos Of Giant Child Eli Manning Loving Disney World

    As part of the resurrected “I’m going to Disney World!” Super Bowl tradition, Super Bowl XLVI MVP Eli Manning spent Monday at Walt Disney World hobnobbing with Mickey, Minnie, and a group of children. We’ve all joked in the past about how much Eli Manning looks like a large child, but these photos basically exaggerate that assertion to the point of not even being a joke anymore, as Manning appears to be the one Super Bowl winner who’d also just be at Disney World anyway.

    Keep an eye out for the awesome Mickey & Minnie Giants-knockoff jerseys. “Congrats on the big win, Yorktown Largies!!!” (Click Any Pic For Full Size):


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  • 7 February
    Tuesday

    Man Gets Hello Kitty Haircut To Cheer Up Dad; Planet

    A man after my own heart, 50-year-old Hu Han-yan in Tai Pei, is celebrating the Lunar New Year this year in a way the friendless 12-year-old version of me could only dream of: By getting Hello Kitty shaved into his head. The reason? To cheer up his elderly father (seen above, cheered.)

    Hu Han-yan has turned into something of a local celebrity, and had this to say to the local news:

    “I feel like I’m a star now,” said Hu Han-yan, who added that he has to trim his hair every five days to keep his “Hello Kitty” in tip-top condition.

    “Next time, I might try a different iconic pattern, such as Doraemon [a popular Japanese manga cartoon character] or SpongeBob SquarePants [a US cartoon character], so long as I can amuse my father,” said Hu Han-yan.

    A SpongeBob SquarePants fade? Honestly, that might be too overstimulating for pops. I wouldn’t risk it Hu.

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  • 6 February
    Monday

    7 Ridiculous Madonna And Kelly Clarkson Super Bowl Bets That Paid Off

    Every year, the Super Bowl floods Vegas with hundreds of ridiculous ‘Prop Bets’ – small, specific Super Bowl related side-bets that aren’t contingent on the game’s outcome – many of which don’t actually involve football or sports at all, other than the timeless sport of ‘Kelly Clarkson Belly Guessing’. Here, because we’re slightly more a pop culture blog than we are an NFL analysis blog (debatable), is our Official BWE Rundown of 7 Madonna and Kelly Clarkson Super Bowl Bets That Paid Off.

    1. What color will Madonna’s hair be when she begins the Super Bowl Halftime show?

    - Blonde (1/4)
    - Any other color (2.5/1)

    RESULT: Blonde. Madonna went the safe route and just came out blonde, though the crappy 1-to-4 payoff was even worse than the odds for “Will there be a vague Egyptian/Stargate theme for the song ‘Vogue’ which is about neither thing?”

    2. What will Madonna be using to start the Super Bowl Halftime show?

    - Headset (1/3)
    - Handheld Microphone (2/1)

    RESULT: Headset. I actually laid $20 on “Literal Silver Penis-Microphone To Generate Random Controversy Followed By Instant Color Bars And Cut To Hyundai Commercial”. It didn’t win, but I really liked the odds at 2-to-1.

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  • 6 February
    Monday

    12 Photos Of Tom Brady, Super Bowl Loser

    Because most of our NFL teams were already eliminated long before Sunday (The Jaguars’ season actually ended in 2008), the only genuine joy many of us could experience during the Super Bowl was the perverse but universal sports-fan delight of watching another team fail.

    In order to prolong this irrational schadenfreude as long as possible while also continuing to not think about our own teams’ earlier failures (this is how I remember the Steelers/Broncos game), enjoy these 12 Photos Of Tom Brady, Super Bowl Loser:


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  • 6 February
    Monday

    The 32 Best Mad Men Subway Poster Hacks

    Season 5 of AMC’s Mad Men is just around the corner, with a 2 hour premiere airing on Sunday, Mar. 25 at 9pm. And to get the hype machine rolling, stark white posters sprouted up around Manhattan subway stations with a tiny, black and white Don Draper falling into an empty abyss of white. Given that most New Yorker’s are given a fat Sharpie immediately after being deloused on Ellis Island, it didn’t take long for some artistic citizens to reimagine Don in a variety of fun, sometimes harrowing situations. Thanks in part to Gothamist for encouraging folks to post their own Don Draper Ad Mash-ups, we’ve scoured the internet for the 32 Best Mad Men Subway Poster Hacks. And here they are:

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  • 6 February
    Monday

    This Valentine’s Day, Celebrate With The C-Word You Love

    This Valentine’s Day, make sure to tell someone you love them. And according to the high end UK department store Waitrose, you might consider doing this by saying “You C*nt.” That’s exactly what their Valentine’s Day window sign says to do, anyway. Due to a hilariously placed pillar in the way, the words “You Count” have been live-action CGI’d into the worst curse word ever unless you are Jane Fonda on The Today Show or a little girl on The Today Show.

    [Photo: Splash]

  • 6 February
    Monday

    Darth Maul Pepsi Statue Is Even Cooler Than The Jar Jar Fresca Display

    Here’s an extremely elaborate display of Pepsi cases in the shape of Darth Maul, partly to promote the 3-D Phantom Menace release, but mostly because it is a Star Wars thing and this is the internet so here:

    Unfortunately, George Lucas went back and replaced all the cans with RC Cola, but it was cool while it lasted.

    (albotas, via /Film)

  • 6 February
    Monday

    The Lion King Bounce Is Your Ass Jam Of 2012

    Warning: If The Lion King is something that you still enjoy to this day, The Lion King Bounce might “Scar” you for life. Or, who knows, maybe it will enhance your future viewing experiences. Look, I don’t know you, I don’t know what you like, but I can almost guarantee that this video will elicit some sort of response out of you.

    “The Lion King Bounce” is a new tune by an artist named Mr. Ghetto. It’s kind of like “The Lion Theme” theme song, only with a LOT more ass. There’s so much ass in this video that it will give you asspergers syndrome. It’s safe to say that if you know someone who likes The Lion King and loves “ass,” you’ve got yourself a viral winner here.