Goats love to eat trash. They just want to put it in their lil hairy mouths and chew on it til the sun rises and then sets again. An open empty can to a goat is like our version of Thai Lettuce Wraps at the Cheesecake Factory, ie delicious. And you know what place has, like, the most trash around? THE OCEAN.
Meet Goatee. He’s a goat who has cracked a mystery that most goats spend a lifetime thinking about: How can I surf out into the ocean and be the first goat to get dibs on all that delicious saltwater trash.* Well, he’s done it. Goatee has basically figured out how to stand, but still: He’s surfing!
Glad the owners took the precaution to put a little vest on him.
We’ve seen our fair share of wacky video game theme song reenactments (wait, have we though? I think so…), but here is one that can appeal to the elitist in us all. Pianist Scott Bradlee lovingly manhandles a sweet looking keyboard while his Astoria neighbor, Savion Glover impersonator Alex McDonald, taps his little heart out right next to him. 
The middle finger is a glorious digit: Long, central, responsible for every “D” and “K” you type( two letters essential for telling people to go ess your d with). But more than just a finger, that middle appendage has come to also send a special message, to family, friends, passerby, or in a mirror, silently, to yourself: “Go f*ck yourself.” 
