
For those of you who found this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to be less than entertaining, good news: The Reunion Part 1 made up for weeks of zero plot. And not even the whole reunion! Hell, the first THREE MINUTES of the reunion were the best part of the whole show!
And all because of Teresa’s nephew whom she doesn’t acknowledge…
The ladies, if you can call them that, from New Jersey were in fine animal form last night, attacking Danielle from the moment her tan bony ass landed on the Borgata couch next to the President of Shit-Stirring Bravo Andy Cohen. After some pleasantries about Jersey Shore, Teresa immediately sank her fangs into Danielle, accusing her of sleeping with a man in front of her children. And then, this happened:
Danielle: Do you acknowledge your nephew?
Teresa: 
It was glorious.
So who, exactly, is Teresa’s unacknowledged nephew? Well, according to my go-to source for everything, Black Hair Media, her nephew is a child hubby Joe had with his mistress:
Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G. Danielle found her because she hired a private investigator and had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.
Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown. She is the person Ramona Singer, probably high on too many pinot grigios, was tweeting about when she wrote “Tamra” instead of Tara, the night of Joe’s DWI.
Joe had a son during his/theresa’s marriage and the son is referred to publicly as his nephew.
True? Maybe. Maybe it’s true like a home foreclosure. It would at once shock me and not surprise me.
In true BWE.tv fashion, I spoke with my dear Mother Judy Collins in between the commercial breaks, while diligently writing down her thoughts word for word. So here, we present, My Mother’s Recap of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, Part I…
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