2008 Presidential candidate Barack Obama will be making an appearance on The Tyra Banks Show. Here are 10 questions Tyra Banks will probably get around to asking the Senator.
10. On a scale from 1 to 10…. how fierce are you?
9. Are they real?
8. What do you say to voters who feel that a one term senator doesn’t have the political experience necessary to lead our country?
7. Can I touch them?
6. I get so mad when people focus too much on your race. It’s like “Ohh, girl, I know Wolf Blitzer did not just ask you if you had a street name!”
5. What is your street name?
4. Some have said that your healthcare plan is less comprehensive than the proposals put forth by your fellow democrats. Do you plan to give every American access to the proper health care that they need in order to stay healthy and survive?
3. How would you describe your dookie? Like, do you have pencil dookie? Or is it more of an s-shaped poop?
2. What do you say to your critics who have labeled you a “tanorexic“?
1. Senator Obama, America wants to know. You’re in a room, OK? And you fart. And it stinks… so bad. Do you own up to it? Or do you go “Ew, it stinks in here! Who did that?”
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