Behold, Unno Anatomic Underwear: The world’s first underwear specifically designed to increase the size of your crotch.
To prove the underwear’s bulge-swelling effectiveness, here’s a dude in Madrid modeling them in front of glass he cracked with his penis because it’s just too big to control now!!!!

It definitely seems like a product my friend would be interested in, but my friend’s a little worried about shattering glass with his d*ck everywhere he walks, so my friend wants to make sure that won’t be a problem if he orders them for himself — any answers, Unno?
More pics of the underwear in action, including an unnervingly captivated father-daughter combo, in the gallery below:











