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16 December
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Unno Anatomic Underwear: The World’s First Bulge-Enhancing Crotchwear

Behold, Unno Anatomic Underwear: The world’s first underwear specifically designed to increase the size of your crotch.

To prove the underwear’s bulge-swelling effectiveness, here’s a dude in Madrid modeling them in front of glass he cracked with his penis because it’s just too big to control now!!!!

Unno Anatomic Underwear Model

It definitely seems like a product my friend would be interested in, but my friend’s a little worried about shattering glass with his d*ck everywhere he walks, so my friend wants to make sure that won’t be a problem if he orders them for himself — any answers, Unno?

More pics of the underwear in action, including an unnervingly captivated father-daughter combo, in the gallery below:

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MADRID, SPAIN - DECEMBER 16: A man models 'unno anatomic underwear', the first underwear for men which is designed to enhance male 'attributes' on December 16, 2008 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Eduardo Parra/Getty Images)

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